No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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