i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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