I've blown a few things in my day
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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