Nicole vs. Life
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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