i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm at about main and main street
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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