Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Fuck appropriateness.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Damn victory sex feels great
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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