Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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