I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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