Having a random hookup so left but love u
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My dick has a subreddit
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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