Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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