Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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