Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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