Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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