those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Farmville is her only friend.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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