I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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