u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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