gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Randomize
