It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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