It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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