if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm always down for nudity.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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