Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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