The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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