why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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