do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
