I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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