office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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