What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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