you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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