Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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