I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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