If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
How external is "for external use only"?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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