Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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