do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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