Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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