so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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