Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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