I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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