What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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