it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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