my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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