I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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