what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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