therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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