He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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