White coat. Heels.
Umm I'm too high to move.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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