I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well I just put wine in my tea
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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