Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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