Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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