put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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