just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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