i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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