My brain says no but my pants say off.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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