My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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