How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
