remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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